internet explorers club | ok, this week is just bizarre stuff

In Life Goals news, this pizza float exists, which actually ties to other pizza floats so you can MAKE A FULL PIZZA. When you get out of the pool, make sure to use only Pizza Towels to dry off.

In "not a queen, a khaleesi" news, Jay Z reportedly bought Beyoncé one of the dragon eggs from Game of Thrones. After having watched the first season of GOT, I'm not sure this bodes well for Jay.

There is a new Hamburglar and he is literally described by McDonalds as "[having] had some time to grow up a bit and has been busy raising a family in the suburbs and his look has evolved over time." I cannot EVEN.

Someone has created a giant realistic cat head that you can wear as a mask / can populate your nightmares:

Slate wrote a piece on why we were all so nuts about Beanie Babies and it contains this picture, which is the greatest of all things?

Etcetera: We finally know who said "mail kimp" (spoiler alert: a 14 year old Norwegian girl). A whiteboard for the back of your Mac. Soviet space pins.

Adios for now,
✨Emily ✨